Section 1 - “A Polite Introduction… Before We Drop You” (4.9 miles | +598 ft./‑1640 ft.)
We ease you in the only way we know how: straight into the woods and up something called Hink’s Delusion. That’s not a joke. It’s a warning.
You’ll claw your way toward the summit, pop out just long enough to question your life choices, and then - before you get comfortable - we point you downhill. And not just any downhill. This is Herman Steps into Blister Blaster, a 600-foot drop in under a mile that exists purely to introduce your quads to regret.
Somewhere in there, marathoners get a bonus trip up to the towers at Herman Point, because of course they do.
Eventually, the mountain gives you a brief truce: a flat stretch near the campground where you can shake out your legs and pretend you’re okay. That illusion won’t last. Conrad Ridge is waiting, and it leads you straight to your first aid station… where you’ll already be negotiating with yourself.








