Section 1 - “Warm-Up? That’s Cute.” (4.75 miles | +618 ft./‑883 ft.)
We send you off from the resort with a friendly reminder: nothing here goes straight.
You’ll dip into the woods and immediately start threading together a greatest hits album of Hink’s Delusion - featuring bonus tracks like Udy and Jed - because one version of a climb clearly wasn’t enough. You’ll pop out near the tubing area, duck back in, weave between ski slopes and roads, and eventually claw your way toward Stoehr Climb just below the summit.
You’ll cross the road, regroup for about five seconds, and then we point you toward Herman Point. The towers are your beacon. Or your warning.
From there, it’s down Lost Turkey Trail and into one of the steepest descents on the course: Herman Steps into Blister Blaster. Six hundred feet gone in under a mile. Your quads will file a complaint. It will be ignored.
Just before the campground, we make you earn your first aid - sharp left, gradual climb, and into Chappelle Field. Water, snacks, and your first real understanding of what you signed up for.




